Herb demons

I was walking to reach someplace fairly quick when there was a road block up ahead and I decided to take a detour.
There was a huge piece of land next to the road with a few cows grazing and a couple goats had taken to following me for a while.
I paid it no mind and jumped into the random piece of dried land where the grasses had gone yellow, almost resembling hay and the cows were chewing cud like it was the end of times.

So I was walking through to cut across the road blockage and thus significantly reduce my commute when I heard some rustling happening behind me.
Looking back I saw that a couple cows had noticed me and were now slowly walking behind me.
I saw the goats that had disappeared and taken to grazing and from the corner of my eye realised that the cows had picked up pace.

Gosh, my heart felt a lump in my throat, weak kneed I realised they had begun running and were now chasing me.
What on earth?
I ran like the wind and I could hear them hurtling behind, and a sudden loud 'moo' awakened a fear laden cry from me, so massive that I woke myself up.
Blinking hard I lay staring at my ceiling.
Phew!
I mean if I'd not woken up on time, I'd have been gored by horns or trampled over.

Cows are fucking creepy I tell you.