I had to break into a Museum with my sidekick and find the torch that when lit upon a particular scroll would give up the secrets of the ancient Chinese as stolen by Marco Polo!
My sidekick was dangling a batch that said 'Polizei' and he showed it at every entrance and we let in through every gate. Sliding into the high security museum like a hot knife through butter.
Once inside I didn't even have to ask for the torch in particular because the person in charge of the relics mistook me for someone else who was supposed to be present at that moment for the retrieval of the said torch and he gave it to me, no questions asked, excepting making me sign some document.
I signed it with a flourish and ran out with my sidekick.
The only problem being that the real person who I was mistaken for showed up just seconds after and the security of the museum had been alerted.
Of course we were caught but I hid the torch inside a broken wall with a hole in it and nothing was found on our person.
At this moment I was chewing some gum which expanded in my mouth to the point that it filled my mouth completely and I had to wake up.
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