Cauliflower wrong doings

That apart from cauliflower rice there's also something called cauliflower meat is how we stray further from god's light.
I ask you why would anyone want to imitate something as obviously vegetable as cauliflower into meat?
It's all kinds of wrong texture.
I mean I can understand mushrooms but cauliflower is an exaggeration on steroids.
Something akin to calling plastic faux leather.
A head nod of the most vigorous order is called for my dearies.