Imagine a comatose snail riding a dead tortoise and multiply their acceleration with a sloth in a grave. The ensuing answer will be the correct approximation of the speed of the internet I am currently working with.
This is dubiously insane and it's driving me in a serial killing frenzy just ever so slightly.
It took over an hour for pages to unload, after refreshing them every ten minutes and finally I get a page that has successfully loaded and here I type, hoping that it would post.
It's after ages I feel that I am typing on a keyboard and let me tell you it feels like I have forgotten the use of opposable thumbs.
A neanderthal would perhaps be more apt with laptop keys than the fabulous display of undextrous bungling I have been showcasing much to my own chagrin and dismay.
Things will hopefully change because right after this I am going to sit down and start typing the remaining parts of my story after I have posted a new chapter.
Oh but this is the new year, only a few days in and here I languish in agonizing cravings to know and hear nice things..
hearts
This is dubiously insane and it's driving me in a serial killing frenzy just ever so slightly.
It took over an hour for pages to unload, after refreshing them every ten minutes and finally I get a page that has successfully loaded and here I type, hoping that it would post.
It's after ages I feel that I am typing on a keyboard and let me tell you it feels like I have forgotten the use of opposable thumbs.
A neanderthal would perhaps be more apt with laptop keys than the fabulous display of undextrous bungling I have been showcasing much to my own chagrin and dismay.
Things will hopefully change because right after this I am going to sit down and start typing the remaining parts of my story after I have posted a new chapter.
Oh but this is the new year, only a few days in and here I languish in agonizing cravings to know and hear nice things..
hearts
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