Blasphemies and pizza

Saw an ad for 'dominos chocolate pizza' or whatever the hell its called and my heart sank so low, I can feel it in the pit of my stomach.

Just the mere looks of it, even the artificial advertisement friendly acrylic pizza looks so ghastly that it'd have taste buds committing seppuku.
Worth mentioning that it's hawked by a duo of men who apparently go about the country tasting delicious food and talking about it.
Well, their credentials are at an all time low if they can even pretend to salivate at the abomination that is a pizza with brownies and chocolate chips on top, topped with a rather yucky looking chocolate syrup.

Now, there are sweet pizzas and many variations of it and a lot many authentically Italian, but we're not talking authenticity, since dominos is anything but authentically capitalist, and nothing wrong with that, except what hell on earth do they wish to unleash with this antithesis to everything organic pizza?

One can't in their right mind expect palette orgasmic gourmet from that chain and being aghast at something is silly really, but my only issue with that pizza is that they didn't even try to make it look pretty.
The brownies for one look like those commercially manufactured square ones that I just know what will taste like. I think a lot of times they add potatoes or industrially manufactured potato powder (that comes in real cheap) to food element to give them that dense feel.
Of course of chocolates there will be none, cuz chocolates are an expensive commodity and no fast food chain in their right minds believes in that kind of splurge.
So I'm guessing most of that chocolate is either compound chocolate or really just sugar with brown coating or colour on it.

And really I shouldn't rant or even complain about the kind of processed crap that Dominos is hawking along with those so called 'foodies' but they could at least put some effort in trying to make the damned thing look good.

It's like they're not even bothered and the next things they'll serve is bird dropping and people will still eat it, cuz let's face it, people are too damn lazy to make their own boiled water.

Or perhaps this is just that one thing that'll initially become wee popular, riding on its novelty wave and soon die out, and hopefully it does.

Did you know, a normal Dominos or Pizza Hut pan pizza has over one cup of oil. That's almost 130mls oil. In one pan pizza. Hah..complementary angiography if you please.

I digress, if you happen to order, see, whiff or eat that pizza I'd very much like, no, love to know how it was, and a picture too.
:)