Showing posts with label VPN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label VPN. Show all posts

Tuesday, 10 December 2019

here we go

Well, hello VPN dearest!
Haven't you been missed?
Let me tell you how much! I'm going to blast my speakers with synthpop and write my heart out and then some more because what the hell really!

So I have to different vpn's and one of them starts acting fucky every now and then but I try to work with it because when it work it freaking works but when it doesn't there's no way in hell I can make it, which is when I skip to the other one, which sadly I haven't installed on my laptop and this is a learning because that is exactly what I should have done and that is what I'm currently doing because only a VPN can help you get another.

Ah then..
let's see.
to the food blog!

Thursday, 23 August 2018

no outside influences

god help the speed if if I ever go a notch above 480p.
the times we live in, or rather the restrictions I live with. youtube never seemed so daunting.

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

stifle me dead

And finally! I make contact.
Vpn situation is finally rectified and it was frustrating and it did make me want to kill almost everyone in the vicinity but thank god it didn't come to that, though it might have and I almost hoped it would, but in each life some rain must fall and it's been raining here considerably.

Every once in awhile the rains let up though, and sun shines through and makes everything incredibly humid and life cloyingly sweltering.
Ordinarily the weather indoors is a pleasant <30° and one needs only turn the fan on its lowest setting to comfortably ease into a cordial afternoon delight, but if you've had the misfortune of stepping outside or god forbid work out then there are a number of interesting things that your body ends up doing.

As you are aware, for I might have mentioned on a number of occasions how my body's tolerance towards humidity is almost negative and that I have many a times, sometimes in exotic locations even fallen pretty sick owing to high humidity, thus rendering my outdoor adventures to a minimum during muggy days, specifically afternoons; that however doesn't mean that I just don't step outside, of course I do, and I did today, for the needs to buy cat food for my feline devil were pressing and thusly I sauntered to the nearest pet store which is not more than a few hundred metres away.
Yes it was oppressive though not exactly hot, and many a people seizing this glorious warmth in an otherwise rainy weather ventured to go fishing, as was evident by a number of recreational fisherman gathered in groups near the river which runs right opposite my house.

Well, good for them, if they can keep up their nerves in this sticky weather, because I had only climbed down some stairs and I was greeted by what felt like a sauna.
By the time I had finished my cat food run, I was back home, sweating into a puddle inside my clothes, and anybody looking at me would've ventured a guess that I'd just finished a half marathon.

But what am I if not resolved, no matter how foolishly. Changing quickly into workout clothes and poising a couple fans to blow hurricane in my direction I set off to get done with my routine for today, which was a full 45 minutes of HIIT.
Oh silly, silly me.
I was barely one jump squat in when I knew this to be huge mistake, and that I should commence cool down pronto, but then again I was resolved wasn't I?

By the time I was on the 8th rep of my 3 set 15 reps burpee I realized that perhaps I might needs open a ticket window and charge people to see the niagara falls that was my being. If it was raining outside then it was pouring from every sweat gland that wasn't even aware of its existence till last night.
My exercise mat was sodden with sweat, my body writhed with growing fatigue and it was becoming increasingly difficult to breathe.

This I knew was not a good sign of things to come, and that if I kept at it, then surely I would faint. Fans set on full were a but a mockery, for they did nothing to ward off the steam emanating from my body and 35 minutes later when I couldn't even bring myself to do a second set of 45 seconds lunge pulse, which on normal occasions I do holding weights, I knew this workout was at an end.
My clothes stuck to me like a clingy lover, and I couldn't as much as draw a lungful of breath in.

This was a feeling most familiar and as I slowly cooled down waiting for my heart beat to normalize I felt how incandescently hot and red my face had become and that most of it wasn't exercise related.

Never in this humidity ever again will I do this to myself. NEVER! if I workout again, which I will tomorrow, Imma turn on the air conditioner.
This is most singular though, I mean I can exercise under a blazing sun if the weather is dry and I have so many times, but factor in seasonal sultriness and my batteries die.

And the strange thing is, that now sitting near a fan you'd feel almost pleasantly cool, wishing to wear something light on bare arms and legs, but we know better, don't we.

(this has been a long post..oh well)

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Woes

So I was locked out of my VPN account since last night, imagine that. Locked out. Why? because I was downloading a good print of the movie hateful eight on torrentz, and it had infringed some copyright laws.

Surprise, surprise. Yeah because pirate laws in sanctimonious first world internet waters amount to heresy. Oh, what blasphemous acts against god and earth alike did I commit by downloading a pirated movie. 
Oh hell. Just my luck that my VPN was connected through some American servers.

The reason I usually keep my VPN turned on while downloading movies is because I get a better download speed, and also because it's the first thing I do the moment I sit on my machine.
 So get this, I kept getting a message that you have been locked out of your VPN. 
Apparently I did not heed the copyright infringement warnings that were sent to me, nor reply to them because there were three warning mails in my inbox. 
Oh why oh why dear gods did I not reply to mails that were sent to me while I was sleeping? That's right, it was night as night could be in my time zone. But hey, how could you be asleep when your piracy amounts to sacrilege against the gods of Internet. You should be up walking on burning embers while spikes of redemption pierce through your unholy existence. You should be ashamed of third world download acts..It would've still been acceptable had you been a terrorist, blowing up babies and aeroplanes, but illegal downloads??how could anyone fall so low? 

So, I'd been locked out and I had to log back in without the VPN for affirmations..like it was some long lost love from a previous birth. 
Here's where it gets weird and proves to be a brilliant example of a catch22 situation.
To log back into the VPN account I needed to open its VPN site..but that's not possible.because all VPN sites here are BLOCKED! of course they're blocked..that's the reason why I need a goddam VPN in the first place..but now I've to redeem myself, by doing the impossible and log into the VPN site with correct username and password without any VPN site opening.. and don't even think that it could be done through an app, because all the app ever did was display that angry message in super passive aggressive black and white Times New Roman. 
 This is when you've haul up your socks and prepare yourself for some serious scrolling on yahoo.com (the one search engine that does open here), and by the time you reach the eighth page of determined VPN searching, you miraculously find a vpn site that does open. It must have passed through the great firewall undetected. 
If you're lucky that site might have a free trial period, and if you're unfortunate, and I was, you might have to buy a trial period for a month or so. Well, what do you do? 
You've already desecrated the consecrated grounds of righteous internet overlords and thus been exiled from the VPN temples, you've to buy your way back to the afterlife. 
That's exactly what I did. Bought another VPN to access an existing VPN for affirmations and a steamy session of hot digital fuckery.
Finally I got back my woeful identity, the temple doors have been opened and I'm on probation. So smite me lord if I'm ever to illegally download movies again, and smite me some more if I don't.
Just that I'll be more cautious and not go through the same channels. 
Death to first world internet laws. I'm backchanelling through every Asian country in existence.