wtf tube!

 So youtube threw this video at me which had lots of delicious food on the thumbnails and read 'TW' (trigger warning) and there was some more to it but I just clicked it without reading much and there was a person eating copious amounts of food, mostly lots of sweetbreads, pastries, cakes etc with subtitles since the video had no voiceover in a bathroom.

She was talking about how she is going to eat almost 3000 calories worth of snacks in the bathroom since it's easier for her to purge!

what on earth!!

Come on youtube.

I mean they'll strike down and demonetize channels that don't have words like 'pussy, ass, tits' etc bleeped out but they'll let these videos on eating disorders float along freely?!

This is most disturbing. I can't stop thinking about that person who went down this road, how absolutely awful.

no outside influences

god help the speed if if I ever go a notch above 480p.
the times we live in, or rather the restrictions I live with. youtube never seemed so daunting.

from grey to off white

I mean I can't..
the fifty shades of grey ad is so cringe. I have to look the other side whenever it's on youtube.
Ugh, it's I mean what is it even?
Apparently what I gather from the ad is that they're now married and they're still on with their kinky games and I absolutely refuse to believe married people so sexually into each other. It's a bloody lie. 

Buzz Off

If you thought BuzzFeed was cancer, then its offshoot videos created by people who've quit BuzzFeed only to create more content like it are Ebola. 
It's maddening sort of tripe that is steadily infecting youtube.
Videos like 'I tried fruitarian diet for a week', 'I tried 80's workout for a week', 'I cooked Jamie Oliver recipe's for a week', 'I dressed like Kylie Jenner for a week', etc are specially designed to slowly torture brain cells before killing them.
I mean if Bf wasn't enough, there's more content like it everywhere, and who even wants to know if you tried pop cultural phenomenon's for a week; apparently everyone does, because the number of viewers and subscribers these videos and their creators rake in are staggering.
And this isn't the end of my issues with these videos. I hate how peripheral they are in their content. If you're doing something and being hardcore religious about it for a week then show me in minutest details the all of everything. Hell, I want to see it properly. I want to totally get into the nitty-gritty of what you're doing to emulate the odd fantasy for a week, but most of the minutia is ignored, blanketed with the person doing these random things trying to be funny or making clever remarks of whatever it is that they're pursuing.

I mean if you're doing 80's workout then show me the bloody workout and how you're going about it instead of a few some snippets of the workout videos and the workout in question.
The content is rather lacking and no surprises there, but everyone seems to lap it up.
I on my part like to downvote these videos so YouTube stops recommending them to me. 

I mean every time I talk about food and workouts on this blog my recommendations are bombarded with workout and food videos and goddamit I feel like living under a rock is really the better way to be. I needs crawl out every once in a while to send virtual love and go back into hibernate and stay away from the contagion that is BuzzFeed like content.

same same

Youtube has become a black hole of 'what I eat in a day' videos and diets plans and programs.

The only safe space seems to be music subscription channels that throw such fabulous music in your daily feeds that it's difficult to hate on youtube.

That and disaster compilation videos, because everything else is so severely filtered that you can't get contradictory word sideways before getting flagged. If it's not racist, it's offensive and people have lowered their offence benchmark to the depths of hell when ideally it should be uplifted above the heavens.

Political correctness will be the death of us all.
The more people get offended the more you wish to offend them. No one can take a joke and it's time to crack the worst of jokes possible.

algorithm askew

There are times when I open my Youtube recommendations to an eye roll and head shake.
Between the suggested videos of shipwrecks, cyclones, food, and music out pops an eyesore which makes me want to cringe in several places at once.

This happens rarely, sometimes too often and often times to the point of annoyance. You can see the diversity here.

Last week it was the odd recommendation of reaction videos (why?) and today it was another goddamn BuzzFeed video about celebrating hijab day where young people of faith (Islam) go about a university usually in the west asking unsuspecting women if they'd be interested in donning the Hijab for a day and then recording their positive reactions.

I don't even know how to begin explaining the cringe factor warp 99 that video elicited.

I mean firstly it's Buzzfeed, the byword of cultural appropriation and why Hijab?

Would Buzzfeed ever make a video where women of Hijab take it off for a day and record their positive reactions?

And the best part is how it's recorded in soft light with good background music to make one feel like it's the most normal thing to wear on your head, and how comforting and beautiful it is to be modest and feel repressed with a smile.
What's more, it talks about how wearing a HIjab makes you understand Muslim culture and Muslim women even better and my god those girls really wanted to feel it with all their hearts.

It even spoke about how 'Hijab day' is a part of Islamic awareness week.. I mean that's ridiculous, considering how this religion makes its presence felt with numerous suicide bomb attacks and thousands of innocent deaths every year. It's difficult to not be aware of Islam.

Tell me one thing, If I go to an Islamic country would I get to practice my existing code of non-Muslim conduct, like wearing clothes that show off my midriff or wearing a swimsuit to the beach? When in their country abide by their laws, but when they come to another non-Muslim country they never want to abide by the existing code of that country's conduct; practising their own religion, clothing, face-covering etc and creating a ruckus and branding everyone racist if asked otherwise, and here's the problem–people are expected to be tolerant towards their intolerance so much so that their imposition of Islamic faith is now appropriated as magnanimous acceptance and turned into goddamn Buzzfeed videos.

Oh and this is rich (still talking about the Buzzfeed video): women comment how they were stared at for wearing Hijab and feel sad for those who are targeted to this hate every day and hope the worldview will change, but never mention once how lucky they are to be in a free country where they are treated like human beings for a change and have the freedom to practice their faith no matter how fucked up.

They are scared that someone will commit a 'hate act' towards them for being 'Muslim' and they want to have the rights to be what they want to be, but never once talk about their own homelands extending the same courtesy to people of other faiths.
I mean who the fuck even are these snowflake millennials?
Oh, I know how they are. Offsprings of people who escaped the oppressive regime of their country looking for a better life for themselves and their children, children who embrace the same lie with a glossier haze because they have the privilege to live in a modern society with none of the oppression.


Fuck you Buzzfeed! seriously FUCK YOU!