What if

Sometimes I wonder at what? Like what if I'm ever stranded on an island with two fatties? Like a couple of my really fat cousins. What would I do?
I'd probably run away very far from them at the very first sign of hunger cuz dude I'm the only protein packed meal they'd find.
But then I wonder if I'd need their help to get away too? Like using them as buoyant boats or something.
Horrible right? But who's to know?
Wink wink