That’s not what it looks like !

So I've been zooming in and out of the last bikini pic I posted and I notice the crack in the soap, or I'm guessing it's a crack because it sure hell looks like something fishy which cannot be because in this swimwear vacation that's the one thing largely absent from everyone's groin. :) 

This is another pic from the morning which I thought was a bit blurry and posted the other one and the soap looks absolutely fine here. 

Is it a crack in the camera lenses? 

Now this is a mystery because I cannot make sense of it. 

Anyways, moments after the pool I left for the beach and the water was cold and I took a long long swim and forgot all about lunch and just got back. 

Sitting in my bathing suit in the balcony with a cup of tea and thinking maybe I'll shower quickly and sit on one of the pool chairs and have some beer because it's a goddamm vacation is it not!!