But my lord the vegetables looked most inviting.
I was only meant to buy a couple things most important but you know how it is.
Capsicums and their seduction games on point with their red and yellow hues.
Plump broccoli's lascivious invitation to feel them up and devour them crunchy, mushrooms extending their phallus dangerously erotic, healthy asparagus and their limber arms tapping into desires most intimate, fragrant corianders promising a seduction aura of celestial perfumes, vivid greens of the spinach blowing an entrancing chlorophyll kiss, magnetic crispness of the lettuce launching a hypnotising incentive of roughage proper. Bewitching blushing carrots, voluptuous plump tomatoes..they all conspired to entice me.
It's not my fault. It's them naked vegetables, soliciting like a bunch of lovely harlots.
I can't stop myself, I can never stop myself; even though it sometimes means hauling over 10kgs of produce and trudging back home.
I can never learn. Never!
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