The collective grey cells in Hollywood must have orgasmed into an ingenious fountain of unsurpassable surprise at the very news of something as flabbergasting and decisively innovative as a new KING KONG movie. Wow! it's not every day that a new king kong movie comes into existence.
Who could've ever thought of making a movie about a gargantuan gorilla, flashing his angry teeth at white people, and finally falling in love with a fair haired maiden who resembles his kind the same way we resemble our last universal ancestor.
Hollywood transcends its visionary boundaries with each new kong movie. It's a prolific feat of inconceivable originality, to resurrect the same script from moth eaten grotto's of Hollywood existence, and add in new lines of decipherable dialogues, complete with brand new quotation marks.
Don't be surprised if they've gone as far as adding a paragraph or two of philosophical ruminations, about how we as a species are ruining the natural habitat of peaceful far away creatures that want nothing to do with meddling human affairs; that it's abhorrent on our part to colonize, and terrorize and forcefully invade natural spaces of other existences.
If you aren't shedding a tear or two at their formulation of such massive behemoth's of original thinking, then you're a monster, much like King Kong, and you deserve only the worst kinds of death; slowly stewed and roasted in the juices of your own making, getting tortured, seated in a movie hall, popcorn in hand, watching the new Kong movie.
Who could've ever thought of making a movie about a gargantuan gorilla, flashing his angry teeth at white people, and finally falling in love with a fair haired maiden who resembles his kind the same way we resemble our last universal ancestor.
Hollywood transcends its visionary boundaries with each new kong movie. It's a prolific feat of inconceivable originality, to resurrect the same script from moth eaten grotto's of Hollywood existence, and add in new lines of decipherable dialogues, complete with brand new quotation marks.
Don't be surprised if they've gone as far as adding a paragraph or two of philosophical ruminations, about how we as a species are ruining the natural habitat of peaceful far away creatures that want nothing to do with meddling human affairs; that it's abhorrent on our part to colonize, and terrorize and forcefully invade natural spaces of other existences.
If you aren't shedding a tear or two at their formulation of such massive behemoth's of original thinking, then you're a monster, much like King Kong, and you deserve only the worst kinds of death; slowly stewed and roasted in the juices of your own making, getting tortured, seated in a movie hall, popcorn in hand, watching the new Kong movie.
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