tissue thermal seal sack

Stop me before I caffeinate myself into a rush of hyper stimulation.
Jittery to the point I want to keep typing gibberish on the keyboard. more like bang my fingers and use all those little keys that I never much bothered about.
Won't this then be a post of symbols then?
so many fun symbols too. I want to use them all.
no, I want them to use me. Yes yes I 'd like tilde to num lock me into an exclamation embrace please.
Ooh, what does this button do?
blows into a bajillion smithereens. Now I'm a ghost. My orgasms shall therefore be ectoplasmic. Love me at your own peril. Platonic at best, criminally carnal at the very best.
Now I'd like to kiss something inanimate. Like a spouse. hah!
no, bad bad. Must be good. What is good? I'll tell you what's good. Trying to run headlong into a mirror in the hopes of cracking your face on it and having little chips of glass stick in shards all over your features but instead getting swallowed by the very mirror thus reaching another dimension where you turn into a one dimensional framed painting, lying under someone's broken bed.
That would be decently good.