Wifigasm

Being tied to the wifi might be understating it slightly, a bit like calling tsunami a tiny wave.
I got to know it's importance and how much I took it for granted when I was in a dungeon with only a 2GB little doohickey that got me through the day that I couldn't even watch a single episode of a twenty minute long episode.
It felt absolutely Stone Age and by the heavens I realized my heavy dependence and massive usage of the delicious invisible stuff..and I think I'm not tied to my wifi but practically married to it.
Think of it as my surrogate spouse, one that gives me far more pleasure and care.