Convoluted

The reply to almost everything here is a NO even though it sometimes wants to be a YES.
Case in point..

would you like some juice?
-no.
it's nice and cold
-these juices are usually not very tasty
This one's okay.
-no I don't want.
Alright
-if it's not too sweet then pour me a glass
-—

Would you like some coffee?
-no!
-will you add milk?
I won't in mine but I can in yours
(Vigorous head shake)
-I don't like how it tastes
Alright
(A moment later)
-you'll add some milk in mine?
Yes if you'd like.
-Okay then. Make some for me.