Flush out

What is 'detox water' ?
Is water not detoxing on its own that you've to add a multitude of additional fruits and veggies to make it 'detox' and how exactly does it help lose weight?
YouTube videos of making detox water to lose weight getting millions of views and no one asks them how does it work?

Lemon water is one thing, but it's not detox water, it's just lemon water.
What toxins does this so called detox water rid from your body?

The whole idea of adding fruits to water is so wasteful, not to mention it increases the calorie content of something as zero calorie as water.
What does one do with those weepy wasted fruits anyway?
Does one eat the limp piece of apple that went into detoxing the water and stayed buried in hydrogen depths hoping in vain to detoxify a body that sat drinking Coke Zero on the side?
Gah! This whole idea of sinking fruits in water to lose weight is a sham.
The first thing one needs do to lose any kind of weight is to stop drinking calories and drinking sweetened fruit flavoured water is exactly that.
Just eat the damn fruit, it's more nutritious and drink a glass of water on top. That'll work better.

People are a bunch of gullible fools these days. They'll believe anything playing on a screen; not one would bother to question or analyse the lies they're being fed on a daily basis.
Gah!
I'm pissed for reasons unknown.