Friday, 10 March 2017

Online hassles

Problems with online shopping: that this might look like a good fit, but two more minutes of this and my lungs would've collapsed.
It's two sizes too small, and to think I ordered one that should ideally fit me.
Not just, it's a little too small and short , believe me. If something fell to the floor, I wouldn't bend to pick it up.
It hiked up a little more than usual above my backside, simply because the size was too small. I had to almost pour myself in, and even that was a chore.
I'm usually a medium size, but when I spotted a model wearing this dress, I ventured with a large size and even that turned out too tiny for me.
Basically I should have got me an XXL?
Sigh.
Even if I wore it, hypothetically, I'd spend all my time breathing short gasps and sitting on a chair, not moving much, because I'd be restricted to strides not more than six inches long.
Arghh.
I think it's made for a very Chinese body frame, that is to say dainty and lean. I'm probably not the person for it.
This is the last time I buy something online.

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