Friday, 20 January 2017

Guilty as charged

So flight is pathetically delayed due to airport mismanagement. This should be expected from this airport in particular.
Anyhow we were handed a Burger King coupon and I'm ashamed to admit that I ate one big burger with fries, Pepsi and now sipping on coffee.
I'm on my knees begging forgiveness from the workout out gods in muscle heaven to ignore this reprehensible mistake on my part.
My only excuse being I was hungry and most other shops that served some kind of decent fare like dumplings and noodles were out of most things because of this serious lag at the airport.

Burger king being the only option; not to mention I was holding a coupon that made kinda mandatory for them to work double time and serve all passengers who were suffering.

And I was suffering. I was so hungry I could've eaten an aeroplane and this was after all soft buns enclosing crisp deep fried mystery meat with rashers of bacon and ham. Spread generously with sour cream, topped with tomatoes, pickles and molten cheese.

Yeah it's same old chain restaurant garbage but the last time I had this garbage was eons back, and so famished was I that I dug into this vile concoction of processed food like a starving tapeworm.

And now..now I feel guilty beyond belief. Like I could be at the gallows and I'd silently hang by the neck kind of guilty.. no complaints.

I worked out almost 1 hour this morning so I could be in top condition when I reached home. What did I not do?
A full body toning so to speak. Arms, abs, glutes, thighs, booty, back, legs and a twenty minute yoga cool down, and look what it ended in.
A full on binge on processed carbs and Pepsi. Gasp.
But in my defense my lord I had a cold drink after almost a year and I'm loathe to confess that it tasted heavenly.
Sigh.

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