Chip no chip

I have quit chips for a while .
Can you believe it?
The one indulgence that I absolutely couldn't keep control of, my vice that is kettle cooked chips or any potato chips especially plain salted and black pepper are now temporarily out of my life.
Maybe for a few months until I feel like eating them back again and that's because last week my gluttony got the better of me in that I ate two whole bags within 24 hours .
It was like getting the munchies without the preliminary good stuff and I abhorred it.
My face was swollen the next day because of high sodium yet my heart was content.
What was I becoming?
The next day I ate another bag and my tongue felt the heat from the highly processed sodium and sharp edges of thickly cut chips because it developed a mild rash of sorts and I loathed it and so now even though my pantry nurses a large packet of my favourite chips I shan't eat it.
Oh no sir.
Not me.
I mean it's a game of will and if I begin caving in I'll do exactly what I did to my cigarettes that is open the packet and hold it under a tap of running water.