I'm stuffing a big wad of 'why' in a punching bag and going medieval on it. Imma punch the life out of that bag until my knuckles are sore, until that 'why' is obliterated, until I can hear muffled screams of anguished beseech seeping out with a thick red streak of blood, until there are no more why's left to question that why oh why is there a live action movie of the phenomenal 'Death Note' on netflix???
Why? just why? I mean why?
Ruin all that's good and turn it into slop. Studio executives making this movie have committed heresy. It's five kinds of blasphemous and if there's a cult that assassinates heartless studios from creating live action movies of awesome manga then direct me the cult doors, I shall bring my glock!
There isn't enough stabilized rage within me to form coherent sentences about the number of things they've done wrong, starting with making it.
Was it not happily existing as a manga and a fantastical anime that it had to be ruined on Netflix doors with whitewashed characters. I mean Japanese movie industry has already done a number on it and what was left of the savaged remains are now plucked at mercilessly with obnoxious distaste turning into a foul fest of festering revulsion.
I don't know where to start and I won't because then I wouldn't stop.
Is there any reason why netflix feels the need to bring this extraordinarily complex philosophical manga to the masses?
Can't a few good things remain in their niche, only to be explored by patrons of the abstract.
Why is there a need to dumb it down and condense it to fit an idiot box format for the consumption of those who're not initiated into the rites of all that is manga and anime?
Netflix doesn't need this and neither does the audience especially those who know and love the real thing.
Fuck you NETFLIX!
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