Inner monologue

'should I workout?'
-wtf?what are you talking about

'workout you know. It's been almost 10 days'
-so what? let it be at least 2 weeks. that's a good round number

'awesome. but 10 is also a round number. isn't it?'
-14 is a rounder number

'right. I feel like eating a fat sandwich'
-eat whatever you want. it's your body after all

'how about a cake?'
-that's even better. let's eat a muffin to go with your muffin top

'I don't have a muffin top'
-you will if you keep eating cakes and sandwiches.

'what? you just said let's not workout for a while'
-I also said about going on a sniper spree, also I was talking about working out not eating.

'But you just said it's my body, I can do whatever I want'
-Of course you can do whatever you want. You can get fat too, if you want that is.

'No! I just asked you about working out, and you said after 2 weeks.
-yeah and I'll probably increase that round number to 30 days. See such a nice round number 30.

'yeah 30 days is a nice round number'
-It is. Round like that roll of fat that'll begin showing cuz you've been binging.

'Soooo...I should workout then?'
-it's your body, do whatever you want.

'Ugh, I don't want to workout'
-totally man! working out is so lame.

'I mean I could just be sprawled on a couch right now
-precisely, and by the end of month you'd be spreading all over it you know.

'hah, that's a nice image. the weather's too good to workout'
-absolutely. Only people who need to stay fit workout. Such losers!

'Am I a loser?'
-No, you're a winner

'So I needn't exercise then'
-absolutely not. You'll be a decidedly unfit winner, but what of it? at least your skeleton will be skinny

'Hmm. Maybe just 25 minutes of thighs and butts, whaddya say?'
-pathetic. you'll end up sweating.

'yeah! forget it then'
-indeed. you can also forget about those super skinny jeans

'How about 40 minutes of butt, thighs, calves and inner thighs'
-eeew

'you're just saying that'
-I am. :)