Tuesday, 16 May 2017

Freak on

What do people do with the sides of their candy studded mug rims after they're finished drinking freak shakes?
Does one ask for a spoon and scoop off the goodness that's been stuck to the jar rim, or does one simply pay up and walk out with all the rich bits still intact? That seems like a bit of waste, don't it?
Or it is ok to start licking the sides of jars to finish what in reality is a monstrous heart attack in a mug.
But seriously, this is a question and needs be answered to keep the freak-shake etiquette intact. There must be some decorum to drinking this obscenity.
Also, does one finish off the entire drink and then start munching on the goodies that top these shakes or does one start excavating through the sweet rubble, masticating and slurping, swirling and licking and then once the top is lopped off and safely deposited in digestive repository they dig into drinking? I guess that's really up to a person. Drink eat or eat first and then drink.

This is a mystery most intriguing.
Are there answers?

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