Like what the fuck is even going on? All that jazz about Jared Leto's method acting had me believe like he was the second coming of joker Jesus, and damn, was he hardly even in the movie.
It's so bad that it's not even good. Like it's just the very worst kind of bad that can't be redeemed.
Also, it's boring. :( the plot isn't all that, in fact it isn't anything at all, the acting is pretty meh and one wonders if the editing and story writing were done on an iPhone, the same as this post.
I think they used up all the fun parts in the trailers, and even those weren't as much fun in the movie.
It was almost as exciting as meeting a flaccid member, when you're in heat.
I'm so done, so completely done with marvel, DC, everything.
They serve bejeweled barf on a silver platter, and all you gotta do is scarf it down..no more.
It's impossible to take Thor seriously after the 'Thoreal' meme, batman is a joke with Ben Affleck, because something about him gives me a very 'husbandy' vibe, and ugh to that.
Avengers, Dr. Fag, superman etc have started to feel like cosplay theatres.
Maybe I've just grown up, and watching costumed people in a series of CG action and devastation kind of pissess instead of entertaining.
What's more, I hate that in each movie they build up to some colossal event, an important closure, only to water down its importance in the next sequel.
Like all the hardships everyone went through to see something through in the first part doesn't really matter anymore, cuz the second part has some more pending stuff or whatever.
Oh, fuck you. Fuck you all.
The only seriously good, fabstatic, awesome, wonderful, brilliant superhero movie that was absolutely mind blowing and true to its heart and soul was 'Watchmen'.
They didn't make a better superhero movie than that.
No, not dark knight movies either.
I mean 'Bane' couldn't stop fucking talking. Never has Bane ever been so damn talkative in Batman, but Chris Nolan couldn't seem to make him shut the fuck up.
Why the fuck am I ranting about movies at this hour?
Cuz I can't sleep. I'm sick, literally and figuratively.
A bit of fever, a throat that feels like it's kissed acid, reverberating headache and the weirdest itch in some phantom location on my tongue.
I can't sleep. Need to, but can't.
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