Showing posts with label dr. Strange. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dr. Strange. Show all posts

Friday, 15 April 2016

Dr. Strange not so strange

Just watched the teaser trailer of the upcoming movie Dr. strange and looks like 'Inception' swallowed 'Matrix' and took a huge dump in a big budget jade toilet of tired cinema. I mean what was going on? And why is Tilda Swinton looking like white Morpheus doing a shitty imitation of that bald kid from the last airbender?
Yeah ok Marvel is coming up with yet another gazillion dollar money churner which looks like a garbled mash of undigested chutney. 
It's the same routine with glitzier graphics and that's about it. Even the costumes look recycled. Long flowing capes..Chinese cultural revolution garbs but with an upscale luxurious modern ivory glint..like they'd been spun by artisan monks of Tibetan monasteries who used silk worms that fed on organic mulberry fertilized with God poop.

Man this whole thing needs a reboot. It feels like layers upon layers of the same old same old, and now we need something to revolutionize the way these superhero movies look and feel. 
It's started to grow stale and the plots are beginning to rot. What plot? There's never any change. Self doubt and then enlightenment.
A few losses followed by a spectacular win. 
Death and rebirth. 
It's dr. Strange for heavens sake, not dr. Routine movie fixings of salvaged edits of similar movie drafts. 

I'm so done with this shit!