blogger rage

Posting blogs on this site through emails are good, but by the gods they eat up my written material if I put a picture in it.
Case in point my earlier blog about a new drawing notepad that I posted yesterday of which only pictures have been posted with none of anything that I write.
This is annoying max.

The odd part is that my set items show that mail being sent with all the writings except it never gets posted eher.
Come on!

shaking fists at the world

I can feel the dislike coming in strong. Surging like a venom and running through arteries at break neck speed. The need to witness something destructive is strong today, even though that'd leave me in the wake of physical mess, too noisy to clean.
String of events most unfortunate that weave themselves into an angry skein of snarling nets, that, like gnats sting you with a fury most unrewarding in places most sacred.

Throw your hands in the air and give up on this hellish race. Limp back to the starting line and don't even try to begin, or just take a vacuum and mop and get working on cleaning the wreckage.

eureka

You know what I speak of   of that time on youtube when ads buffer. Not only do they in fact buffer but they stop loading and the screen goes blank with a play button display and no matter how much you click on it the ad just wont load and whatever is after that ad, the video you'd been wishing to watch just won't start. Helpless right?

Not when you push a fist through the screen and watch the screen crack and the sheer impetus of your punch has sent a wave of vibrating virtual tsunami that moves its digital tectonic plates thereby pushing whatever godforsaken web slime was stuck in the servers thus pushing through the now cleared gunk to restart your video.

Have you tried this trick? No? Then try it next time you're stuck with a stuck ad.

Food shows

Food shows have totally run out of ideas. 

Now a woman is cooking on the safari, in the middle of African jungles amidst elephants and wildlife. 

And what the fuck is she cooking? Same old shit! 

Reducing mushroom with soya sauce and vinegar..I mean I'td have really meant something if you'd cooked a meaty parasite out of an elephant's turd or a freshly dead fetus of a wildebeest..but no! What did you cook? Some avocado stuff!! I mean how do you get this stuff on a jungle safari? 

Her cooking set is more elaborate than a Michelin star kitchen. Basically it's the comforts of your plush kitchen with a wildlife backdrop..and sometimes an obligatory African local who'd cook up something authentic and interesting. 

The show in question is 'Sarah Graham's food safari' (?)