Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts

Friday, 9 October 2015

Batman and nostalgia

The merest mention of the word batman, and virgins worldwide start creaming their panties. 
Lactating bat fanatics lift up their udders and fucking jizz over any conversation that is batman. 
But screw them.. I'm away from evil clutches of put on polite conversation andsitting through endless bat statistics of his dying bat-spermatozoa.

Bat maketh money and money maketh the bat, and he's been popping up every damn place since the time of his conception..and of all the stuff he's been portrayed, crammed or written into, my all time favorite is 
Batman: the animated series 
I've watched this at different periods of my school life on Cartoon Network, and then again..later in life—downloaded them and watched them back to front and back again. Yes, I've been that lifeless. 

Coming back to these series, which is by far the best batman anything to have ever  appeared in visual media.

 Batman fangirling
Batman was voiced by 'the' batman voice of  Kevin Conroy, deep dark and brooding. Byronic batman..sigh. 
Gotham was a crime grotto, slick and black and dingy with human filth. The animations were crisp and detailed, dialogues were totally awesome. 
I remember a Commisioner Gordon dialogue 
'you look more startled than a rat at a cat convention'
and the plots were clean and easily fit into a 22 minute episode, and some twisted plots were dedicated to joker brainchild. 

Favorite series villain: Man bat aka scientist Kirk Langstrom. 

Don't knock it till you try it. 
This was from a pre Nolan era so don't expect any level of douche philosophy. It's batman to the soul, old school cave, clothing, Alfred and Robin.
Yes there was Dick Grayson robin in some episodes and it wasn't bad at all.

So if you're looking for the real batman feels, then this animated series is the thing for you.