Monday, 10 February 2020

Night odds

The assholes of internet are no place for the weak and why am I clicking on random
Asmr videos when I'm not even fond of them except I don't know for sure if I am not because there are a couple food channels that I do enjoy watching which are asmr and there's no talking but honestly tapping on wood and caressing wooden brushes for four hours? Scratching and pulling at tapes and playing with wooden blocks and tapping on them for two hours?
Face massage and ear cleaning asmr (which is just someone scratching the microphone) apart from hotel spa and foot scrub and relaxing scalp massage!!!
What on earth?
Is this supposed to help someone sleep?
I don't get it.
Because of the incredulously odd videos YouTube algorithm has taken to showing me the weirdest asmr in my recommendation list for when I was watching MRI disasters. Why I'm watching an MRI machine malfunction is beyond me but they're so scary that perhaps I won't be able to set foot near one for the rest of my life.

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