Feed me

Today's lunch began as a seemingly benevolent and healthy meal what with whole meal bread stuffed with a yogurt filling that is also my recipe or the book with an insipid salad of arugula and shaved napa cabbage but then I felt raunchy and blasted a couple rashers of bacon on the skillet thereby making my lunch a bit on the egregious side of things because why not?
I'm going to make myself a small chocolate dessert too and nobody, not even my cancelled plans of today's HIIT and abs will be able to stop me because I let my cramps do the talking today.