Watered down

Say one thing about milk that isn't milk say they shouldn't be called milk at all.
Case in point a litre of oat milk I made yesterday, seeing how I was tired of almond and soy milk and I'll tel you what the oat milk doesn't taste like; it doesn't taste like anything that has the right to be called milk.

Is it bad?
No, I mean I like it and so would anyone who's obligated or volunteered to go dairy free.
I'm not so good with lactose and thusly keep my fridge stashed with mock milks, and that's what I'm talking about.
These things should essentially be called water!
Almond water, rice water, soy water, oat water, because that's exactly what they are.
Just because they're white to look at and from far feel like they have the consistency of real milk doesn't mean one can call them that.
Well, oat milk is alright.
It tastes a bit like breakfast but what can you do?
It's easier and quicker to make than soy milk and what am I even complaining about seeing how I've machinery to make them.
I mean imagine. Milk coming out of a machine instead of a tit!
That's not milk goddamit.