Choclit

Say one thing about my sweet tooth, say it's taken vampiric fangs like proportion.
There isn't much in the way of sweet tooth that I have, more like a sweet chip that only craves a morsel or deeply dark chocolate post meals, but today..ah, today has been erratic by way of sweet cravings.

After a hearty meal of black bean stew (a very bastardised version of a Costa Rican dish) I disrobed one of my favourite chocolate from its aluminium veil and ate two pieces of it, since it comes in a four piece pack (sharing and all that) and opened my mouth for another bite only to realise there was going to be no other bite, for the chocolate in question had been devoured in a predatory manner of rapacious zeal, and so I headed for another piece of goodness, this time opting for a twix mini, for I do love the caramel denseness straddling the almost ethereal biscuit crunch that is draped rather voluptuously by a thick coating of milk chocolate and within winking moments I had munched my way toward its sweet demise.
But was my irrational cacoethes even satisfied?
To that I say no sir, for moments after that my hand was plunged into a packet of soft fudge and in rapid succession of a starving Buccaneer I proceeded to decimate the soft flesh of said milk fudge until I remembered that this is the third instalment of chocolate and that it's time to stop and with great difficulty I stopped.

Now I sit contemplating and wondering as to what brought about this rather asinine urge to suddenly go ballistic on chocolates and to that I can only say that body is a mystery.

There are times when I crave absolutely no sweet and times when I find myself baking a batch of brownies in the middle of the night.

Well, I'm sorry dear squat jumps and other such torments I put my body through to keep me from looking like someone who eats chocolate at night, this was uncalled for..but then it's the weekend, and a bit of obscenity is called for, given it doesn't happen tomorrow. Which it won't, or will it?
We'll just have to wait and watch.

I leave you with a cliffhanger.
Hahahaha.