House updates

So I've been trudging the length and breadth of this city for a perfect house, or at least what I believe to be the perfect combination of my ideal house that'll have me haunt it for the next couple of years. Well, as it happens such a thing doesn't exist here. 

The perfect combination so to say, my ideal requirement for my envisioned idle life. 

Two days of sifting through a dozen agents, some of which actually overlapped..I mean I thought I was going to meet some other agent and I ended up meeting the same person twice. Moments like that.. enough to make you feel like a low quality courtesan, and still no decent house yet. 

The ones that I absolutely loved were so far flung from civilization that it'd take me just 20 minutes of solid walking just to get to a superstore and a lot of trekking to find some sort of reasonable market. 

The problem with big commercial cities like these is the space, and I'm all about the space baby. 

My current house in my little town is so perfect they should invent a new word for perfect. Everything is close by and the space is huge, but No! Not here. You want space? You won't get enough rooms. You want rooms? You won't get enough bathrooms. You want all, you'll get a compact house that'd mimic a Japanese hotel. You want a glorious gorgeous compound, with a pond and trees and the works? You won't get civilization. 

Arghhh. 

My feet are so overworked they're going to revolt, I've walked so much these past couple days..all sorts of terrain. Today I'm just going to relax and maybe get some sleep. 

I mean..you start looking for houses in the morning and it's not before late at night when you get to come back to your room and decide whether you want to sleep or put a bullet through this city. 

Some sort of compromise will have to be made, and Compromises are so yesterday.