Thursday, 19 January 2023

I have things to say

I have decided to watch all of twilight movies as a part of the movies to watch that is never watch!
Currently I am on 'my best friends wedding' and it serves its purpose as that movie while I eat lunch.
Out of all the rom coms that I've recently tortured myself with, I'd say 'maid of honour' was probably the least worst one!
Of course it could be argued by zealots of romantic comedy lovers and I have no defence.

I type this right now as I pause the movie 'the twilight saga: new moon' which is essentially the second part after twilight and thankfully not in a blue tint! And I want to ask why does everyone in the movie find themselves attracted to the character of Bella Swan? She is quite definitively that irritating person you never like talking to at school.
The self reverential 'i'm not into things everyone else is into' sort of pick me girl who's never like 'other girls'. She's an 18 year old who hates shopping, hates fun things, hates birthdays, hates getting presents, hates attention. She has no redeeming qualities, nothing interesting to say, she's not funny, she's plain in a way that has no finesse and is constantly whining, not to mention needy, clingy, bland and totally average! And that's the woman the wolf and the vampire are madly in love with!!
Right!

End of rant!

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