I got electrocuted
No seriously!
I was getting a message and my masseuse has this weird new implement that she shoved under my butt, seriously! I mean she strips me down to my underwear and goes ballistic all over me.
Right, so she shoved these weird electric bars under my butt and switched on a machine that sent very mild electric currents under my ass, much like a physiotherapy machine, but then she put some lotion on her hands and everywhere she touched me on my body, the electric currents would shoot out of from her palms, her fingertips, and everywhere she applied pressure I could feel the vibrations!!
It was nuts.
Sometimes I would twitch like a dead body on a demented transformer and she would pause and resume again.
Ouch, what was that??
Sometimes I'd involuntary go into a sort of paralysed state for a mere second before my nerves settled down and I mean I could almost feel the pain moving around me.
She kept nodding and getting disappointed and applying pressure and pushing milliamperes of electric current through me via her hands!! I mean what even.
She told me how bad my neck was and how many knots I'd had all over my back and around my spine.
That I feel totally limber and actually find the little pools of tension and stiffness melt away would be a statement most accurate!
Also, I'm slick and shiny and oily and I've been told not to shower or wash my face for the next 4 hours at least!!Whoah!!
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