Morning annoyances

In the long list of things I don't want, need or desire but I get them anyways is my birthday present gifted by a man who has been living with me for almost ten years now and still doesn't know what I want. 

I got a drone!

Yes, that's right, a drone for my birthday, one that can hover, which I can control and take pictures and make videos with.

Why? 

I mean what? 

I'd spent the last ten days trying to guess and never would I have ever guessed that prettily laced up package contained a freaking drone .

To say that I was disappointed would be an understatement and it was writ so large on my face that I was asked if I didn't like the gift, to which my reply was no, I don't like it at all. I mean why did you even get it? 

The surprise was endless. But you have everything else I was told .

Well, I wouldn't mind having some more of everything else, I said but for heavens sake my life has no space and value for a freakin' drone .

But we can take pictures and make movies!! 

What? Make movies for whom? 

I'm no vlogger with a YouTube account or someone who out things on Instagram, neither a photographer or a movie maker whatever the fuck one does with a drone. 

On repeated questions regarding the place of purchase it was guessed that I perhaps wanted to return it which I absolutely do or else this is another added clutter which I will probably end up giving someone who needs it more just to get rid of it .

Now everyone is disappointed and this is how my birthday began.