How to kill a spider

As creepy as spiders are, it's rarely ever a good idea to kill them. Mostly because you can never differentiate between a male spider and a female spider. Killing a male spider is okay, but if you ever kill a female spider, chances are it's carrying hundreds of microscopic eggs, that get stuck to your shoes. 

Spiders are hardy creatures and the eggs will hatch, no matter what the weather condition. They'll hatch, and they'll grow and you'd have unknowingly infested your house with hundreds of baby spiders that are almost impossible to spot. 

Spiders grow everywhere. In your cars, super bazaars, walls, groceries. Cracks of walls, baby cribs, bathrooms, hidden in brooms. 

You don't even realize it that you're the one responsible for bringing these monstrosities home. 

Spiders are complicated, and if you ever kill them, it's always a better idea to burn them, instead of squishing them under your shoes. 

You can make your own homemade flamethrower by simply using a lighter and a deodorant you don't like. Spray the deo on the lighter flare in the trajectory of your spider, and voila, the creature is burnt to a crisp with no future generations to avenge its crematory murder. (Just be careful when you do this) It's tried and tested. 

Something like this. Got this picture off google.