Morning fly

I type as I stand in a check in line at the airport, ghastly early in the morning to leave for my parents.
It's 4:33am and the airport is just as crowded and I'm not even high.:(

Wars wars

I was watching storage wars today and it's weirdly awesome in that it's strangely alluring, the whole concept, seeing people's lockers and things they've left forgotten and the great payoff or sometimes not, and most fun of course is the whole process of bidding.
If I could catch one whole phrase of the auctioneer I'd count my blessings.

Vodanono

Vodafone is on the verge of harassment calling up and asking why I want to get a prepaid plan instead of a post paid and they've been suggesting what other post paid plan I might like. Well here's the thing Vodafone I'm not interested in schemes, just change my plan. What's the discussion?
But no! I kept getting suggested new plans with rigorous recommendation that I need not change my plan.
What on earth?
Why do I need to justify my wish to change my plan, why do I owe anyone any explanation.
The customer has asked and you do it, it's as simple as that.
Finally then I wrestled my way out valiant and proud.

Yeah

When refrigerated coconuts turn water to ice in their wombs, the sudden sip of crunchy coconut water icicle is a satisfying relief of pure enlightenment and a bit of surprise

Yakyak

Talk about paperwork, talk about exaggerating something that needs a mere moment. Case in point getting my Vodafone number changed from post to pre.

At a nearby mini store I was informed that this miracle which was so above mere mortals of a Vodafone mini store could only be achieved by traversing to a mega store or bigger Vodafone store where their technicians, undoubted cast out of unobtanium would wrestle their grey cells to change my existing postpaid to prepaid.

Gah, so away I went amidst the chaos of the construction, of the traffic, of life and that megastore had me take a coupon while their comatose sloth like technicians showed little to no interest in talking to their customers since they were so busy with themselves.

Finally! I was heard and spoken to amidst unveiled surprises as to why why why did I want to change from post to pre? Why?

Finally, I'm given a new sim now which shall activate sometime today and get this, the first charging will have to be done from a Vodafone mini store not online, not through an app, but with the added inconvenience to do something so simple so exaggeratedly.

I only hope it activated today, or else tomorrow Imma travel and blah blah

Neu

What am I if not the slobbiest sloth or slothhiest slob..I don't know but both if possible with a cherry on top, because I'm in sync with my favourite shows on tv.
River monsters right now, my big fat...life for 4:00pm and everything in between.

I don't even bathe for gods sake anytime before 1:00pm. Now what kind of a fucky awesome life is this..and oh yeah, high as a kite.

But seriously!!

Ponders

Am I in love with a drum?