oddities that slap and run

 About that odd incident from yesterday.

My friend and I were staring at the handmade tofu aisle yesterday when I noticed a stain on the front of her skirt. Now here is where it gets odd because the stain was exactly like a period stain that dries after a while but one never gets it on the front of their clothing. 

I pointed it to her and we both gasped and screamed in unison when we saw little droplets of blood on the floor and a small trail of blood drops behind us on the same path that we had taken. Thankfully the store was empty and there weren't too many people because we were aghast and worried and scared. 

I thought she had hurt her leg or something when my gaze fell upon her cloth bag which was red on the bottom and leaking blood and I was both relieved and grossed out because the blood in question was leaking from a couple pig livers my friend had purchased for her dogs and it had leaked out of the plastic wraps and somehow made way to the bottom of her bag and hence the mishap. 

Her bag was quite the sight to behold because it had many groceries that were smeared with blood and now we had to bring them all out and place them on a sheet of plastic polybag and wipe them with wet towels and buy another grocery bag that very moment to transfer all the contents and by the time we were done there was a small pile of bloody tissues on our person. 

Once they were all disposed of and we were sanitised, we laughed and purchased some handmade tofu.

It was all most weird and quite a Tuesday.