Friday, 1 November 2019

Mummy!!

In other news I have cleaned the kitchen tap after wearing a hazmat suit and then burning said suit.
I mean I wore gloves and washed the damn thing with gallons of vinegar and baking soda and can I tell you how my heart cringed and nearly lodged itself inside my spine when I pulled out the slick grime that was blackened with age.
It was an extremely painful moment but the results are spectacular and now the tap shines with a glow unknown to us all.

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