Bloated Monday’s

So you drink a bit on Sunday night, even a small bit and let yourself loose on some excessively sweet chocolate wafers even though you have no sweet tooth to speak of and wake up bloated the next day, feeling the excesses speak through plumped up face that sinks into the neck and a belly that looks like it's seen better days.
A bloat is fine and know this, that no amount of workout can fix it. You've to let time do it's things and eat well the next day like a normal person instead of an ogre and soon enough it'll subside, however if you're under the impression that training for an hour straight will let you feel better about the way you look, then no.
Sigh, I say this for myself because I didn't wake up looking like this, in fact I still don't look like this. It's just a rather kind mirror.