Why do rainbow cakes even exist? Like what are they even supposed to taste like? Rainbows? And what do rainbows taste like? I once saw a pixie sized rainbow over a pool of petrol. That rainbow would supposedly taste a lot different than ones formed over a spot of sunshine rain above bread loaves.
But looking at what unearthly abomination that rainbow cakes look like, I'd rest assured that it'd probably taste like ones made over a pool of rotting petrol..and the fact that petroleum doesn't even rot. Or does it?
Because if it were rotten, then a rainbow cake would be it.
Colours in a fucking cake?? Like studding my eyeballs with toothpicks to make my eyelashes appear longer..hah, I understate.
A gorgeous layered cake that cuts into wedges of a multitude of colours..like Joker just had stomach flu, only it tastes better.
Say NO to rainbow cakes.
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