Today (sigh) I ordered a soy milk latte (gasp) at Starbucks (crap)
I almost always only ever order an Americano or a single espresso, but in a fit of festive foolishness I ventured to the side of audacious adventurism and took a plunge of faith (most misplaced) and found myself holding a small soy latte.
One sip and I knew there were few things so ghastly in existence.
It tastes like soy milk on an autopsy table. I don't know how and why this came into existence. Probably to appease vegans and lactose intolerants but this is probably what is flushed down satans toilet each morning.
Most idiotic mistake that shall never be repeated no matter how many times I'm reincarnated as whatever.
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