Now a woman is cooking on the safari, in the middle of African jungles amidst elephants and wildlife.
And what the fuck is she cooking? Same old shit!
Reducing mushroom with soya sauce and vinegar..I mean I'td have really meant something if you'd cooked a meaty parasite out of an elephant's turd or a freshly dead fetus of a wildebeest..but no! What did you cook? Some avocado stuff!! I mean how do you get this stuff on a jungle safari?
Her cooking set is more elaborate than a Michelin star kitchen. Basically it's the comforts of your plush kitchen with a wildlife backdrop..and sometimes an obligatory African local who'd cook up something authentic and interesting.
The show in question is 'Sarah Graham's food safari' (?)
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