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I'm on the 'I don't know what day it is of the week' on 'what date it is of the week' leg of my holiday/vacation/'walk like a maniac and breathe the city through your gills' cuz I'm pretty sure My body is beginning to terraform into that of a fish, considering the amount of salt water intake. 

What salt water intake? I mean come on, this is Australia. What the fuck else are you gonna do except swim in azure blue oceans, scuba dive, paddle and just stay immersed in glorious beaches and lie all day on the sands and look conspicuously like a lobster cuz your skin's burnt and turned into the most unbecoming shade of orange. Tan lines everywhere!! I think one should ditch the bikini and turn to burkini and avoid looking like a criss cross pattern or zebra crossing. 

I always want to update my blog and read more stuff, but current travel plans and leisure bouts make it impossible to stay connected all the time, even though there's wifi (most of the time) but how does one take phone into the water? And during the spare time when you're cityslicking, well..surfing on the net is the last thing expected on a dinner table.. cuz come one, you're expected to be gnawing through the heap of fish and assorted Aussie delicacies you've ordered. 

How do I have the time now? Hah!! I'm sitting and watching a rather insipid test cricket match in an almost empty Melbourne cricket ground, and the wifi here is pretty good. 

I've mentioned earlier about my love for cricket..I'd rather watch flies fuck, or in this case, look at a neighboring cricket fan who's sitting three rows to my left and cursing the Tasmanian cricket team in between stuffing his face with a packet of chips and guzzling beer. 

Some more ocean..because why not?