The only reason I didn't wake up this morning is because I was being pursued by a highly trained assassin and I didn't have the time to wake up and fix lunch and make breakfast.
No sir.
I was trying to hide from that man in a long brown overcoat.
And doing a shoddy job of hiding too.
Why I thought hiding behind a torn tarp that served as a curtain in a shoddy room would be a good idea?
There I was hiding when the assassin walked by and he would have missed me had not a gust of wind billowed open the tarp curtain through he saw me.
Ugh!
I was sitting in some sort of a broken chair and I stood up because he made me and began to poise himself to shoot me.
There was a broken almirah behind the assassin as he faced me and there was a brick laying on top of the almirah which the assassin wouldn't have seen but I could since I was standing on a chair.
I made a move to pick it up but he pulled the trigger and shot me.
Of course nothing happened because my brain said let's do a do over and by that time I had picked up the brick and was about to slam it in the assassins head when I was woken up by a string of kisses and words of 'bye' .
I was in the real world.
It was cold in the room. The air conditioner was doing a good job and not a single assassin in sight.
Is this what I was woken up for?
A couple of dry kisses and a bye?
I wanted to kill that assassin who was uttering some words in a strange language as he stared into my eyes about to kill me.
I wanted to see if I had struck his head with the brick.
Ugh!!
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