Fone

Is there anything I hate more than getting hardwired to a phone?
I am as in love with my phone as the other person, perhaps less, more attached to the iPad but even so I like a bit of scrolling, messaging, upvoting and hearting but I do draw the line at getting face scanned and the likes which is why I never kept passcodes for my phone because I'm most likely to forget those numbers as experienced by my early usage and neither am I fond of fingerprint recognition and I certainly do not like using its wallet feature resorting to making payment only through certain apps and yet here I am doing everything I hated as I try to configure and terraform my new phone.

This new phone which is something I neither wanted nor needed was a gift, much like most other gifts that I receive there was no way to turn it down and here I am trying to hold this brick with touchscreen.