Crappy

Today can go down in my personal history of coffee making as the absolute worst because of the horribly watery concoction I've just brewed which is nothing but a bit of instant coffee and some hot water with a teaspoon of coconut sugar.
What on earth is this mess I ask?
I ask myself because I just made it and I can't seem to be able to sip it.
I wince.
I recoil
I repel